Two are better than one

"Two are better than one"
(Ecclesiastes 4:9)

...that is unless you have
two broken legs

or two left feet...

or two stubbed toes...

or two speeding tickets...

or two atomic explosions...

or two flat tires...

or two maxed out credit cards...

or two crashed cars...

Two might not always be better than one but at least when it comes to friends, "Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion"
(Ecclesiastes 3:9-10)